After Hours
Soup of the Night
When regular soup just isn't enough.
♫ [saxophone playing softly in the distance] ♫
Wine Pairings for Canned Soup
Our sommelier insists that any soup deserves a proper wine. Even the ones from a can.
| The Can | The Wine | The Occasion |
|---|---|---|
| Campbell's Tomato | Chianti Classico, 2019 | Tuesday. You deserve it. |
| Progresso Chicken Noodle | Chablis, unoaked | Sick day turned self-care day. |
| Amy's Lentil | Pinot Noir, Oregon | Pretending to be healthy. |
| Chef Boyardee (it's soup-adjacent) | Lambrusco, chilled | Rock bottom, but make it Italian. |
| Store brand cream of mushroom | Rosé, any | Giving up, but with style. |
The Soup Sommelier Hotline
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1-900-SOUP-NITE
Available 10 PM – 4 AM, every night
"Tell me what you're feeling. I'll tell you what to eat."
— Jean-Claude, Head Soup Sommelier
Candlelit Testimonials
"I came for the soup. I stayed for the saxophone. I left a different person. My therapist says this is progress."
— A woman who prefers not to be named, but her name is Linda
"I paired a 2018 Barolo with a can of Campbell's Chunky. The sommelier wept. I'm still not sure if it was joy or horror."
— Anonymous, but from Connecticut
"The Forbidden French Onion made me reconsider every choice I've ever made. In a good way. Mostly."
— Gary, on his third visit this week
"I called the Soup Sommelier Hotline at 2 AM. He recommended miso. He was right. He's always right."
— A loyal regular who tips in bread rolls
Soup & Wine Pairing Chart
Consult our Soup Sommelier Hotline: 1-900-SOUP-NITE (calls may inspire existential reflection).
Setting the Perfect Mood
Ambiance is half the experience. The other half is regret. Both are essential.
The Night is Young. The Soup is Ready.
Reservations not required. Candlelight provided. Saxophone non-negotiable.
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