Definitely Real Products Inc. • Est. 2026
Airplane Mode
Engineered for nothing.
This changes nothing. Again.
Everything you need. Less.
We removed every feature that was holding you back. Then we removed the rest. What remains is the most honest product we have ever made.
Everything you need.
We obsessed over every detail of the unboxing experience. For approximately four minutes.
That’s it. That’s the list.
One airplane. Three papers.
The fold is identical. You are paying for the material. We respect that.
A4. Functional. Humble. It will fly. It will land. The entire experience will be exactly what it sounds like.
$4.99
A4 paper • one airplane, unfolded
Buy EconomyCard stock. Holds a crease. Impresses no one, but impresses them firmly. Noticeably stiffer in all the ways that matter.
$14.99
Premium card stock • 200gsm
Buy Business ClassHandmade Japanese washi. Individually folded by a monk who has also never heard of WiFi. Ships in a wooden box.
$299.99
Handmade Japanese washi • wooden box included
Buy First ClassAirplane Mode vs iPhone.
Every limitation is a feature. Every absence is a choice. Every “No” is a yes to something more important.
| Feature | Airplane Mode | iPhone 16 Pro |
|---|---|---|
| Calls | No | Yes |
| Texts | No | Yes |
| WiFi | No | Yes |
| Bluetooth | No | Yes |
| GPS | No | Yes |
| Camera | No | Yes |
| Apps | No | Yes |
| Updates | No | Yes |
| Notifications | No | Yes |