Official campaign poster
Garak for President
Archivist's note: The candidate describes himself only as a plain, simple tailor. The disclosure form attached to the poster is 847 pages long and almost entirely redacted.
Lost & Found — Political Ephemera — File 2028-DS9
Campaign Posters from Another Dimension
A complete election cycle from a universe where Deep Space Nine was a documentary.
Eight political artefacts appeared in Warehouse 12 during a power surge. No ballot papers accompanied them, and the Department of Dimensional Compliance has declined to speculate on the result. The posters smell faintly of kanar.
- Classification
- Political Ephemera
- Dimension of origin
- Unknown (Bajoran Wormhole Adjacent)
- Archive status
- Dimensional Quarantine
Recovered Materials
The sequence below follows the archivist's best reconstruction of the campaign. Select any poster to inspect the full-size artefact.
Dukat campaign attack ad
Who Is Elim Garak?
Archivist's note: Paid for by Dukat for a Stronger America. The committee listed no treasurer, no address, and seventeen separate headquarters.
Garak campaign rebuttal
They Call Me Dangerous
Archivist's note: Released eleven minutes after the Dukat advertisement. Campaign staff insist the speed of the response proves nothing whatsoever.
Super PAC endorsement
Prosperity Has a Price
Archivist's note: The Rules of Acquisition Action Committee reported every donation accurately after defining “accurately” in a private appendix.
Independent candidate poster
Order. Justice. Odo.
Archivist's note: No slogan committee, donor reception, or campaign merchandise could be verified. This appears to be intentional.
Debate announcement
The 2028 Presidential Debate
Archivist's note: The rules allow sixty seconds per answer and no interruptions. A handwritten addition reads: “There will be consequences.”
Grassroots yard sign
Bashir 2028
Archivist's note: Recovered from a lawn whose owner denied placing it there, then supplied a forty-minute explanation of the candidate’s qualifications.
Starfleet memorandum
A Formal Non-Endorsement
Archivist's note: The document does not endorse any candidate. It does, however, underline the word “no” three times and carries a faint smell of raktajino.