NEW FOR
1957!
The Pillow Fridge - Sleep Cool

Pillow Fridge

Sleep Cool™

From Definitely Real Products Inc. • Est. 1957

Are You Tired of Flipping Your Pillow?

Do you wake in a sweat, desperately searching for the cool side? Do you flip, and flip again, only to find both sides warm with disappointment?

Millions of Americans suffer from Nocturnal Thermal Discomfort every night. Until now, there was no solution.

Why flip when you can chill?

Introducing the Pillow Fridge

The Pillow Fridge is the modern homemaker's answer to nocturnal thermal discomfort! Using the latest in Freon-based cooling technology, it delivers a continuous stream of refrigerated comfort directly to your head.

Simply connect the patented Comfort Tube™ to your pillow, adjust the chrome temperature dial to your preference, and drift off to the gentle hum of industrial refrigeration.

Always Cool™ Technology

Continuous refrigeration means never searching for the cool side again. Both sides are now the cool side!

Soothing Operational Hum

The gentle 47-decibel purr of the compressor lulls you into deeper, more restful sleep.

Convenient Nightstand Design

The compact 3'×2'×4' cooling unit doubles as bedroom furniture. So practical!

Defrost Mode

For those mornings when you prefer to wake gradually, simply engage the defrost cycle.

Join the Cool Sleep Revolution

Happy couple enjoying the Pillow Fridge

"I've never slept better! Harold says he doesn't mind the noise at all." — Mrs. Patricia W., Connecticut

Engineered for Comfort

Technical diagram of the Pillow Fridge

Technical Specifications

Dimensions 36" × 24" × 48" (cooling unit)
Weight 187 lbs
Power 240V dedicated circuit required
Compressor 1/4 horsepower
Noise Level 47 dB ("quiet conversation")
Tube Length 6 feet (extensions available)
Refrigerant R-12 Freon (the friendly refrigerant!)

What Homemakers Are Saying

"My husband finally stopped complaining about the noise after I reminded him about the $1,299 we spent." — Mrs. Dorothy H., Pasadena
"I've never slept better! The extension cord across the bedroom is a small price for perfect temperature." — Mrs. Betty M., Ohio
"Our electricity bill has tripled, but my pillow has never been cooler. Worth every penny!" — Mrs. Carol S., Florida
"The repairman comes by every month now. We've become quite good friends." — Mrs. Helen R., New Jersey

Important Safety Information

Vintage 1950s-style safety diagram showing proper and improper uses of the Pillow Fridge

Please consult manual before operating. Professional installation recommended (but who are we kidding).

Exhibit Status

DIMENSIONAL QUARANTINE

This item is not available for purchase, lease, or existential inquiry.

Provenance: Unknown. Arrived during electrical storm. Handle with caution.

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Pillow Fridge™ — Lost & Found Exhibit — Definitely Real Products Inc.
"We didn't make it. We just found it. In our warehouse. During a storm."

The Pillow Fridge arrived at DeRP Inc. Warehouse 7 inside a crate that smelled of Freon and contained a 1957 warranty card made out to no one. The 240V dedicated circuit requirement suggests a dimension where domestic electrical standards prioritised ambition over safety. The "friendly refrigerant" designation is not recognised by any regulatory body in this or any confirmed dimension. DeRP Inc. accepts no responsibility for this item's existence, provenance, or persistent humming noise. Do not plug in. Do not attempt to return to sender. There is no sender. © 1957 (alleged). Catalogued under Interdimensional Salvage Protocol ISP-7.