Lost & Found

Dimensional Intake Archive

*** DIMENSIONAL INTAKE PROTOCOL IN EFFECT *** DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RETURN ITEMS TO THEIR DIMENSION OF ORIGIN *** ALL EXHIBITS ARE VIEW-ONLY *** HANDLE WITH EXISTENTIAL CAUTION ***

About This Archive

Items occasionally arrive at DeRP's warehouse from other dimensions. This is not a metaphor. A filing cabinet appeared in Warehouse 7 on a Tuesday. A crate of promotional materials manifested in the loading dock during a thunderstorm. A set of film posters was found inside a shipping container that, according to our records, was empty when sealed.

Rather than attempt to return these items—to where, exactly?—DeRP catalogues them. The following exhibits are presented for research purposes only. They are not for sale. They are not for rent. Several of them may not be entirely real. We make no guarantees about their dimensional stability.

NOTICE: All items in the Dimensional Intake Archive are held under DeRP Inc. Interdimensional Salvage Protocols (ISP-7). Removal, duplication, or existential questioning of archived materials is prohibited without written authorisation from the Department of Dimensional Compliance (currently unstaffed).
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